C'mon mate... learn to laugh at yourself, cause maybe, just maybe, everyone else is...
Peash..
Thursday 19 April 2007
The terrible gun tragedy...
C'mon mate... learn to laugh at yourself, cause maybe, just maybe, everyone else is...
Peash..
Wednesday 18 April 2007
SLAYER! SLAYER! SLAYER!
How on EARTH could I have forgotten the most important thing of last week.
Fresh off the big move... the Gun Team shook off the tiredness, the football, and the lack off pass-outs to attend...
It's been many years since I have attended a metal gig, and I must sadly admit that my wardrobe is about as metal as a drawer full of Glad Wrap.... James has never knowingly heard a Slayer song in his life... BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Mastodon were supporting. I have not heard them, and they kind of sucked for the 3 minutes we heard them.
3 Tooheys New's and 3 JW and Cola were quickly slammed down in preparation.
It's hard to sum up Slayer. Sure they might be getting old, but still as fast and as brutal as I ever imagined.
Dave Lombardo's double kick has the strange ability to warp reality...
So here's the alleged set-list:
Disciple
War Ensemble
Jihad
Die By The Sword
Show No Mercy
Captor Of Sin
Cult
Bloodline
Mandatory Suicide
Seasons In The Abyss
Supremist
Eyes Of The Insane
Postmortem
Silent Scream
Dead Skin Mask
Raining Blood
Angel Of Death
ROCK ON!!!!!!
Fresh off the big move... the Gun Team shook off the tiredness, the football, and the lack off pass-outs to attend...
S L A Y E R
It's been many years since I have attended a metal gig, and I must sadly admit that my wardrobe is about as metal as a drawer full of Glad Wrap.... James has never knowingly heard a Slayer song in his life... BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Mastodon were supporting. I have not heard them, and they kind of sucked for the 3 minutes we heard them.
3 Tooheys New's and 3 JW and Cola were quickly slammed down in preparation.
It's hard to sum up Slayer. Sure they might be getting old, but still as fast and as brutal as I ever imagined.
Dave Lombardo's double kick has the strange ability to warp reality...
So here's the alleged set-list:
Disciple
War Ensemble
Jihad
Die By The Sword
Show No Mercy
Captor Of Sin
Cult
Bloodline
Mandatory Suicide
Seasons In The Abyss
Supremist
Eyes Of The Insane
Postmortem
Silent Scream
Dead Skin Mask
Raining Blood
Angel Of Death
ROCK ON!!!!!!
Go West! Life is peaceful there...
We have followed the advice of the venerable Pet Shop Boys and headed west.
North if you actually believe what Lady Katherine says, however, if one consults the fine folk at Google Maps one will notice that whilst there is certainly a northerly aspect to our current location, there is also a WESTERLY aspect...
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=22+westfield+blvd+westmeadows+melbourne&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=34.176059,59.238281&layer=&ie=UTF8&z=18&ll=-37.679609,144.901455&spn=0.002085,0.003616&t=k&om=1&iwloc=addr
Now in fact our residence (well Lady Anna and Lord Vlado's residence) is the one to the left of the pool... perhaps if you're lucky one day the Google Satellite Network will be able to penetrate the cloaking device of Team Charade (TM).
Many thanks must go out to Jimmy "Guns Of Navarrone" Maglaras for his invaluable assistance during our move.
The award for "most useful guy during the move" goes to..... Vlado "The Titan" Presljak .
He drives trucks, lifts fridges, and manoeuvres a trolley... well... like a professional. What else can I say... a true champion.
Dishonourable mention goes to Big Al for his complete lack of assistance, and breaking the front of my TV.
Shameless commercial plugs go out to: Atlas Truck Rentals and Mark the cleaner (041248238).
This message brought to you in part by GE Money.
.out
North if you actually believe what Lady Katherine says, however, if one consults the fine folk at Google Maps one will notice that whilst there is certainly a northerly aspect to our current location, there is also a WESTERLY aspect...
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=22+westfield+blvd+westmeadows+melbourne&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=34.176059,59.238281&layer=&ie=UTF8&z=18&ll=-37.679609,144.901455&spn=0.002085,0.003616&t=k&om=1&iwloc=addr
Now in fact our residence (well Lady Anna and Lord Vlado's residence) is the one to the left of the pool... perhaps if you're lucky one day the Google Satellite Network will be able to penetrate the cloaking device of Team Charade (TM).
Many thanks must go out to Jimmy "Guns Of Navarrone" Maglaras for his invaluable assistance during our move.
The award for "most useful guy during the move" goes to..... Vlado "The Titan" Presljak .
He drives trucks, lifts fridges, and manoeuvres a trolley... well... like a professional. What else can I say... a true champion.
Dishonourable mention goes to Big Al for his complete lack of assistance, and breaking the front of my TV.
Shameless commercial plugs go out to: Atlas Truck Rentals and Mark the cleaner (041248238).
This message brought to you in part by GE Money.
.out
Saturday 7 April 2007
Is nothing fucking sacred?!
Honestly. Who the fuck breaks into a car worth $2500.
Well apparently people who live around here do.
The damage:
- Front passenger door lock rooted, scratches and shit on the paint.
- $50 stereo stolen, center console fucked up.
- Digital clock stolen (ASSHOLES!!!)
- Wait for it.... slab of pepsi max stolen
- Ralliart backpack
- Burton board sleeve.
- Inexplicably, also the front right indicator has been smashed up...
FOR FUCKS SAKE. I FUCKING HATE YOU ABBOTSFORD.... DIE JUNKIES DIE.
Well apparently people who live around here do.
The damage:
- Front passenger door lock rooted, scratches and shit on the paint.
- $50 stereo stolen, center console fucked up.
- Digital clock stolen (ASSHOLES!!!)
- Wait for it.... slab of pepsi max stolen
- Ralliart backpack
- Burton board sleeve.
- Inexplicably, also the front right indicator has been smashed up...
FOR FUCKS SAKE. I FUCKING HATE YOU ABBOTSFORD.... DIE JUNKIES DIE.
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